Not all bachelors are fools

I am dedicating today’s tigersamachar to my friends who are still bachelors.

Tiger expect, most of you – single and married – are the regular visitor of matrimonial pages in newspapers. While you go through the profiles, once you see a beautiful girl with excellent educational qualification and reputed family background, the expression on the face of a single will be exactly the opposite, that of a married one. The face of married man will go dull as he know there are better options, and the bachelor’s face will glitter with joy of finding a good choice as if looking to a mirage – This is the psychological aspect.

Generally, the intention of giving an advertisement in matrimonial is simple: let people, those who dont know you, aware that, a perfect boy/girl is thinking of getting married, and the proposals are welcome. By giving an ad, you might have never thought of anything more than getting a perfect match from the readers.

The importance of our friend Raghavan comes here. The way he thinks is far ahead of our imagination. The motivation for him to give a matrimonial ad is entirely different from what all of us think. I am narrating his innovative idea here so as to help all bachelors reading tigersamachar.

It is the request of Raghavan, to publish a post in tigersamachar with title “matrimonial”, describing, he — A tall, good looking, caring, well educated Brahmin youth, living in Paris — is looking for a good looking, educated, smart and fair, Brahmin girl. It is not necessary that the girl should be from Kerala/India, even daughters of Brahmin “sheik” or “Saypp”[1] are welcomed, but there is no excuse in the beauty, however the rest are negotiable. I am not giving all his requirements here, since it is not tiger’s job, to search bride for people, like the senior advocate from Kerala, staying in India-House, Paris.

However, at first, tiger hesitated to accept his request because his elder brother, who is more than a brother for our friend, is a tigersamachar reader. So, tiger thought it is not fair, if his brother read it. But what our friend needs is beyond tiger’s imagination. Let’s see what he says.

Tiger…, dont hesitate to post it, thinking my brother will read it, actually I want him to read it. This is my last ditch effort to make my brother to see my pathetic state, and so he will start looking a good girl for me.

What a wonderful idea… Let’s hope things will go with a vengence in the case of our friend. We can try to make this idea practical in our case too.

Now tiger want to tell you a secret. Raghavan gave me his best photo to put with this post, but – like you – tiger is also a man, and cannot bear a girl, getting impressed on our friends. I am not a fool to put his photo in this blog. Yes, Not all bachelors are fools !!!

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Notes:

[1]- by “sheik” and “Saypp” tiger means people in Gulf countries and Europe respectively.
[2] I am a bachelor when I post this article

13 Responses to “Not all bachelors are fools”

  1. Deepti Says:

    paavam raghavan. one doubt, ee raghavan ennathu oru samgalppam mathramano? swantam kaaryam thanne vere peril parayukayano ennu aarkku ariyaam

  2. Ismail Kunnoth Says:

    Raghavante perum paranhu yasar thante bandhakkare ee karyam ariyikkanulla paripadiyalle ith?

    “Not all bachelors are fools” :)

  3. Dasappan Says:

    Raghavan…………tiger namukkellam oru paarayaayi irangiyirikkyaa
    ottakkettayi namukku prathikarikkende. ey paavam thaadikkaranu purathirangaan pattatha stitiyaayirikkuvaa… :(

  4. Simply Me Says:

    Nice post.
    Now, let me COPY some matrimonial advts:

    - I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
    LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
    MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
    BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET
    BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

    (all of us are loughing{laughing} and leave alon English this girl
    needs to learn basic math … whr is the third thing???????)

    - i am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
    fater&mother sister complity marred

    (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
    ‘completely’?)

    - I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

    (maybe the poor gurl meant BAD habits)

    - to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

    (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
    bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she
    will get one soon.)

  5. Rashmi Says:

    Well…..!!! ithu njan shariyakki tharunnundu.

  6. Simply Me Says:

    Rashmi, Think again, dont take a quick decision.

  7. Aarati Says:

    daa ninne pole thanne ninte friends um vichitra jeevikalaanallo :)

  8. Sree Says:

    Write something interesting like the city of romance

  9. Mamu Says:

    Am I fool?? What do you say? ( ben ik gek? Wat zeggen jullie?)

  10. @Mamu Says:

    Yes Mamu, you are a fool
    Sì Mamu, siete uno sciocco
    Ja Mamu, bist du ein Dummkopf
    Oui Mamu, vous êtes un imbécile
    好的稱呼 ,你是一個傻瓜,
    Маму Да, Вы глупец,
    Sí Mamu, eres un tonto
    Athe Mamu, neeyory fool aanu

  11. Summer in Hannover - II: Order of the Phoenix « Says:

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  12. Rekha Says:

    I liked these words:
    “It is not necessary that the girl should be from Kerala/India, even daughters of Brahmin “sheik” or “Saypp”[1] are welcomed, but there is no excuse in the beauty, however the rest are negotiable”

  13. Rikki Kiryakoza Says:

    Thanks for this cool post. Anyway i found your blog on yahoo and find it very useful. I’ll be sure to come back again for more!

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